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3219Y00F05basic32Y00J1NAMERICAN HISTORY
0914Y00F05prime09NAn essay by the esteemed historian Mr F Boy..
0825Y00F11microknight08Y00J0N
0816Y00C3Y31C6Y34C3NHas anybody noticed that about 95% of Americans are a bunch of useless
0801Ntossers? Just to illustrate this theory I present my interpretation of the
0801Nconversation between Gerorge Washington and his presidential advisor on the
0801N4th of July 1776:
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0811Y00C3Y08C1NADVISOR: Okay Georgie baby! You really showed those English! Yeah! You really
0801Nstuffed it up them! So what now?
0801N
0811Y00C5Y07C1NGEORGE: Yeah! Well I thought that now we're independent we could be really,
0801Nreally hard and... er...
0811Y00C3Y08C1NADVISOR: Yeah?
0811Y00C5Y07C1NGEORGE: We could change the spelling of some words just to show that we can
0801Ndo whatever we want.
0831Y00C3Y08C1Y15C6Y20C2Y24C6Y28C1NADVISOR: Yeah! ROCK AND ROLL!
0811Y00C5Y07C1NGEORGE: Yeah, because we hate the English, the bunch of queer, twisted
0801Nhomosexuals. From now on we're having nothing to do with them.
0811Y00C3Y08C1NADVISOR: Yeah! You tell em' Georgie baby! Er, about this state, what should
0801Nwe call it?
0811Y00C5Y07C1NGEORGE: How about... New Hampshire?
0811Y00C3Y08C1NADVISOR: Yeah!
0811Y00C5Y07C1NGEORGE: Er, YEAH! I've got it! Just to show them what generally hard and cool
0801Nguys we all are lets make sure that all the limp wristed English school
0801Nchildren have to endure an endless supply of crap American cartoons so that
0801Nall the English people will grow up thinking that the words "Yo! Dude!" are
0801Nsocially acceptable and that your average comic book consists of impratically
0801Nmuscled men (representing the repressed homosexual desires of their authours)
0801Nbeating the shit out of each other. Oh yeah, and lets get Sylvester Stallone
0801Nto play Judge Dredd.
0811Y00C3Y08C1NADVISOR: Yeah! Jesus you're really hard Gerorgie...
0801N
1213Y00F04ruby12NAnd so on for the next 220 years.
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